party at my house bring food then leave
hey sorry im late i didnt want to come
Sometimes I feel like tumblr doesn’t even care about sports.
99.9% of tumblr:
I’ve reblogged this 5 times and just realized it was John green
*complains about being tired* * doesn’t sleep until 3am*
I get insanely uncomfortable when people have their own selfies as their phone wallpaper.
sometimes i see a post on my dash and im like w/e then i see it 5 fucking times in a row and fall into the hands of capitalism and reblog it
at this point my blood is probably 4.3% pasta sauce
We are gathered here today because SOMEBODY *glares at coffin* couldn’t stay alive.
how the heck do people shoplift, thats so much weight to pick up, an entire store
Giving boys boners when they’re with other people is my favorite pastime
WHENEVER I TOUCH CEILINGS I FEEL REALLY POWERFUL